Copyright (c) 2009 Derek Clontz/Your World Report. All rights reserved. Over half of 45,000 Michael Jackson fans who’ve voted in derekclontz.wordpress.com’s world-exclusive “Death Hoax Poll” say the King of Pop did, in fact, fake his death of a heart and is still alive today. Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley together in Heaven? Maybe, maybe not. And no, that is not a misprint.

“Do The Right Thing” and “Malcolm X” are on the short list of my very favorite films. I fell asleep 30 minutes into “Diary of a Mad Black Woman” merely to escape the unholy rubbish unfolding before my eyes. And don’t even ask me what I think about “Meet the Browns.” But when it comes to choosing sides in any silly beef between Spike Lee and Tyler Perry , and deciding who will be the ultimate gatekeeper for on-screen representations of colored folks, I think we’re all better off picking Pootie Tang: Sa da tay, people.

INAUGURAL DUDE OF THE WEEK – SARAH PALIN Angry White Dude has decided to start a new award to counter the Libtard of the Week. The new award will honor one with the guts to do what’s right. They will be honored for fighting for America. They will not be a liberal! I’m happy to announce Sarah Palin as the inaugural Dude of the Week! I know what you’re thinking….Sarah Palin’s a curvy womern! How can she be a dude?