Jim Cramer went on The Daily Show last night to be grilled by Jon Stewart … by saying “I’m just a clown! Watch me make funny faces!” 5.) Repeat until plaudits pour in from Gawker

Who knew turtles could even make sounds? Via D-Listed Best Week Ever: EXCLUSIVE: Video of Joaquin Phoenix Attacking Miami Heckler! … McCord loses Victoria’s Secret job Gawker: Bristol Palin Breakup Confirmed, Investigated LAist