Probably not the best way to instill a trusting relationship between you and your new roommate, the Dorm Vault does provide a proverbial Fort Knox for your life source. Keep your laptop safe from any and all intruders as well as dings, scratches, and spills. via Gizmodo $80. BUY IT »

In the current netbook market, you have your choice between a Windows XP installation or some build of Linux. We’re hearing that a Google Chrome OS is in the works and what we may have here are the first live screenshots of the new platform in action. As with any of these leaks and rumors, you’ll have to take these screenshots with more than a bucket of salt. They are by no means being confirmed by the guys at Google and they could very well be a clever PhotoShop trick by some netbook enthusiast.

When it comes to sexual gratification, humans walk a very fine line between “pleasure” and “WTF.”  We’ve cropped out some of our favorite items that did a better job turning us off than anything else.Shrink Cream (image via: loverspackage.com)I’ve never met a man who said “damn I wish my penis would shrink.”  Nevertheless, those men will appreciate this cold shower in a tube.  Only $14.95 for a 1/2 ounce of shrink cream – a real bargain.