Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet — caught in the clutches of the evil Baron Nefarious who, of course, plans to conquer the world (or something) by turning everyone into mindless zombie slaves! The story may sound familiar, but trust us — you’ve never seen anything like this! See! A serial-killer superhero with a cape made of human flesh! Hear!

If Howard Stern Made A Doritos Commercial It would look like this. Wanna know why? Because Howard brought up the fact (on the air), that Doritos is having their annual million dollar contest, to create a Doritos ad, and the winner, has their ad played during the Superbowl. So, Howard started riffing off ideas on what he’d do, and by the looks of this video, it looks like one of Howard’s fans made the commercial Howard was riffing (and joking) about. Roffle.