“Black Eyed Perez” t-shirt by Jared Moraitis on sale for $20 here . And if you don’t get the joke, well, I applaud you for knowing less about Perez Hilton than I. *Previously: Many-eyed robot t-shirt . * Learn about the Evil Eye at Amazon.

 Massachusetts Jamie Lynn Spears and Bristol Palin will duke it out in the brand new category of Choice Unwed Teen Pregnancy. We’re only kidding again. Perez Hilton is up for two awards somehow. Sadly, we’re not kidding. Who will take home the most surfboards? … Original story at The Hollywood Gossip

Written by Perez Hilton Casey Aldridge is NOT the father of Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby” Casey Aldridge is NOT the father of Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby The father of Jamie Lynn Spears baby

Infamous gossip monger/dirtbag Perez Hilton has maybe had the worst week of his life. And it’s beginning to show: Perez is blogging scared. Related posts: Perez Hilton Assaulted by Black Eyed Peas Manager Polo Molina NOT Will.I.am Perez Hil Perez Hilton Assaulted by Will I. Am Celebrity Perez HIlton Wins Ruling

When I’m in a hotel room, as I have been for the past several days, I tend to watch a lot of TV. I turn it on, it’s background. As a result, I’ve been hearing so much about Michael Jackson, I’m noticing patterns. Words like “icon” and “genius” used over and over with no sense of what they actually mean