Cripes, each day I scour the tabloid rags and read about these emotionally stunted celebrities and their foolish antics and I just scratch my head (dandruff perhaps?). Hollywood is sincerely, just a more glamorous version of high school and isn’t that just really, really sad?

Dudes. I have to say, I have a bit of a crush on Ryan Seacrest. I mean, say what you will. I know. He’s not traditionally hawt … Seacrest” (I totally get that joke, how did people miss that?) on Perez Hilton’s blog … Richard) Tags: american idol bulge little seacrest penis perez hilton ryan

Dudes. I have to say, I have a bit of a crush on Ryan Seacrest. I mean, say what you will. I know. He’s not traditionally hawt … Seacrest” (I totally get that joke, how did people miss that?) on Perez Hilton’s blog … Richard) Tags: american idol bulge little seacrest penis perez hilton ryan

Over at American Thinker (”Where Irony Comes To Choke On Its Own Vomit”) … as a Republican is akin to describing Perez Hilton http://www.icelebz.com/celebs/perez

In Which MC Hammer, Perez Hilton and Kirstie Alley Get a Little Sloppy Twitterati – gawker.com 06/05/2009 MC Hammer sent an undercover tweet; Perez Hilton sent a breakup/makeup … from his pocket , which we tried not to think too much about. Kirstie Alley and Perez Hilton

MC Hammer sent an undercover tweet; Perez Hilton sent a breakup/makeup tweet and Ryan Seacrest broke down. The Twitterati let it hang loose. MC Hammer sent a tweet from his pocket, which we tried not to think too much about. Kirstie Alley and Perez Hilton had the most unholy sort of flirtation. MacWorld’s Jason Snell delivered