We’re not surprised! Joss Stone enlightened us all with the best way to listen to a new album including her own: “I would say run a bath, roll a spliff, and have a listen. That’s what I would do. I do that with every one of my favorite albums. That’s how I listen to it first.” You heard it straight from the horse’s mouth – you need to be under the influence to enjoy her music! [ Image via WENN .]

Wanna go to Kourtney Kardashian ’s baby shower?! You can’t, but if you were invited, you would have received these blue angel wings in the mail! The shower, consisting of 75 people, is being thrown by Kim , Khloe and their mom Kris ! The probably free beautifully designed invites state: “Please join us for a baby shower honoring Kourtney Kardashian, November 14, 2009, Noon.” The invitations were done by Lehr & Black, who also did the ones for Khloe’s wedding.

Wowsa! Kelly Osbourne is looking hawt! The cutie celebrates her 25th birthday today while she performs on Dancing With The Stars . So let’s hope she doesn’t get voted off! But check out her recent photo shoot for OK mag. The former chubster looks amazingly slim, and yea, we know the photos probably had some touch ups, but it doesn’t seem like they altered much. Kelly is looking gorgeous. And with her new look comes a lot of confidence, something she says she keeps getting picked on about on DWTS for not having enough of.

Could this mean the end of the Brothers Jonai? Unlikely! But, The Jonas Brothers ‘ mom, Denise , reveals to Parade.com that the youngest JoBro Nick is going to try going it alone! “Nick is working on a solo act — it’s called Nick Jonas and The Administration ,” Denise says. “Shhh! He’s at the photo shoot for the album cover right now.” With Kevin getting married and Nick pursuing other endeavors, what is Joe doing these days?

At least in department stores! Want to take Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner home?! Well, so do a lot of mommies!!! “We can’t keep them in the store. People keep coming in and stealing Rob and Taylor! And it’s usually middle-aged women,” said a Nordstrom store employee regarding the life-size cardboard cutouts of the Twilight hunks to promote the New Moon fashion line.

Hey NYC & LA! Want to meet the cast of Glee ? Good, because one mall tour just wasn’t enough! Get your musical-lovin’ behind to one of the following locations next week to buy the show’s first soundtrack, which will be in stores Tuesday. The cast will be there to autograph your CD and say hello! Boy, it’s a busy week! First Twilight , now Glee ! Teenagers everywhere must be freaking out! Oh well! Say Hi to Lea Michele for us! Check out the dates and locations….after the jump.

It looks like Joe isn’t gonna have much luck with that lawsuit ! The District Attorney will not file charges against the three doucheketeers: Joe Francis , Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole after their pathetic display at Guys and Dolls nightclub in August. According to surveillance videos, Joe’s claim that Jayde is batshit crazy were proven right! She acted without being provoked.