Compilation of random thoughts I’ve jotted down while on hold:How did Perez Hilton get so ‘famous’?Why does Rachael Ray try so hard?What is the point of quoting tabloids as sources?Why does Diet Coke taste so different than regular Coke?Why does A&W carry A&W soda (owned by Coke) since the Yum Brands! company only carries Pepsi Products?Why is Diet Pepsi so much sweeter than Diet Coke?Why does Dasani (owned by Coke) taste better than Aquafina (owned by Pepsi)?Would people spend $1 million differently if they earned it, versus winning it?How did Sarah Silverman come up with the concept “Fucking Matt Damon”?

This is the best he could do! Jason Priestley has landed the title character role in a Canadian TV comedy called Meet Phil Fitz . His character is a “used-car salesman walking a fine line of acceptable behavior on the lot alongside a new salesman, do-gooder Larry, who becomes his alter-ego.” Um, lame?! Your telling us that you chose to do this rather than return to 90210 , Brandon Jason? We’re not going to even begin to try and figure that one out.

Julianna Margulies’ new show The Good Wife is the show to watch on Tuesday night! In it’s second week, the show brought in 13.4 million viewers and beat the reining champ, Dancing With The Stars , by a million viewers! Wow! Wouldn’t have guessed that! from Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

The son of Goldie Hawn , hottie Oliver Hudson , and his wife, actress Erinn Bartlett , are expecting another baby! “It’s early on in the pregnancy,” said a friend of the family. “Erinn is a few months along.” The couple, who married in 2006, had Wilder Brooks Hudson in August of 2007 and their newest edition is due early 2010. Guess we can count on one attractive baby! [ Image via WENN .] from Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

When a contestant in So You Think You Can Dance was informed by judge Little C that she’s in and that she was going to Vegas, she rolled on the floor in ecstacy. There’s nothing wrong with rolling on the floor in happiness but it’d be wrong to roll on the floor in happiness if in the process you expose some very private part of you, like your…you know, that thing everyone wants to see. It appears that the contestant wan’t wearing anything at all underneath her dress.

Filed under: Country News Carrie Underwood ’s ‘Cowboy Casanova’ has been country music’s fastest-selling single of 2009 — and Carrie’s fastest-selling of her career. Unfortunately, it’s just as quickly becoming embroiled in controversy. According to Perez Hilton (via Nashville Gab ), an unsigned artist named Brittany McDonald met with one of Carrie’s co-writers — unidentified in the story — who heard a song by Brittany called ‘Bang’ and “loved” it.

We wonder if Courtney Love even knows what year it is, much less how to dress herself! While taking a stroll in SoHo yesterday, it became clear that Courtney had forgotten a vital piece of her ensemble – a bra!! Somehow, we feel like that is the least of her worries. Just look at her face! Check out [...]

Besides popping out 8 kids, what has she done to validate this behavior?! Kate Gosselin was acting high and mighty at the Stars Stripes & Skates charity ice skating event in Connecticut on Saturday. “Before she got there, it was very diva-esque,” said stage manager Kari Hoffman. Although this was for charity, Kate demanded that the [...]

Joy! Just what the world needs – more crappy holiday specials! Can’t we just stick to the classics? Guess not when there is money to be made! NBC has joined forces with Dreamworks to bring not one but FOUR holiday specials based off the studios animated hits Monsters vs. Aliens and Madagascar. A Halloween-centric Monsters show called [...]

It’s about time she ditched her on-and-off relationship with Jimmy Kimmel and set her sights on someone new! According to Star magazine, Sarah Silverman is dating fellow comedian Rob Huebel! The pair have known each other for a while but began dating this spring after Sarah finally dumped Jimmy – AGAIN! We know she [...]