1. Terrible Tory Girl  believes David Cameron has no choice but to talk about immigration. 2. Diary of a Geek wants eco campaigners to become as socially-unacceptable as wife-beaters. 3. Ambush Predator tells Margaret Hodge, the culture minister, to start living in the real world. 4. Tory Politico thinks Peter Mandelson might be briefing against Brown. 5. The Daily Maybe suspects that Norfolk Tories are a bunch of backwards a***holes.